‘Good morning Ulster’ she approximated
Despite the litanies anticipated
Suspect advice she satiated
The victim’s name, not yet related
Will all key holders check their shop?
The victim’s name at 9 o’clock
Sandyknowes is chock-a- block
Parsons plead the madness stop.
Great results for the Whites and Blues
On a border road, a pair of shoes
A three-nil win against The Crues
The victim’s name, first other news.
Wrap up well against the breeze
The victim’s name will follow these
There’s a rumour of a longer freeze
These killings usually come in threes
Graham joins us from the farmers’ show
Trouble there? He reckons, ‘No!’
The victim’s name today is slow
It’s nice to have a little snow.
Police have said the man was shot
I’ve never known it quite so hot
Demands that killers soon be caught
The victim’s name, we soon forgot.